
At seance conducted by smooth-talking gypsy, you ask him to produce spirit of Rudolph Valentino. Spirit of Rudolph appears and you are deflowered.
After deflowerment, you say, "Mr. Valentino, may I have your autograph?"
He says, "To tell the truth, this whole seance is a fake."
You say: "Personally, I don't believe in them either."
Moral: Gypsies, when accepted as equals, can be relied upon to tell the truth.

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