You are one of twelve weekend guests at Lord Pilroy's old castle on Scottish moors when Lord Pilroy is done in by murderer. That night, Chinese detective arrives at castle and questions everyone in private.
Your alibi is that you last saw Lord Pilroy leaving through your bedroom window after he stealthily deflowered you in your sleep.
Chinese detective asks you to re-enact scene.
Then he says, "Long finger of accusation points to you as murderer. Lord Pilroy obviously did not deflower you - Because I have flower."
You Say: "You're not as smart as you think, Wong-Fu. you destroyed the evidence yourself!"
Moreover, no court in the land would accept such flimsy evidence-WPWM
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