pizza worship

today, while heading to work, i shared the elevator with that sweaty bitch liz from that stupid mtv show. my first reaction was to pound my coffee down, as hot as it was, explain to her why LOST is the best show on television, and then slug her so hard in her gourd she would fucking die, convulsing from the skull fragments embedded in her brain, right there on the elevator floor. total fucking destruction. i'd do this because i hate corporate america so much, and if given the chance to strike down a viacom pawn, well i'm all over that shit. speaking of which, holy shit did you watch LOST last night? fuck man, what a great show. so anyway, i didn't end up hitting her. dan would have been really pissed at me because he's got a huge crush on her. so i came to work and made this sick fucking mixtape instead. 7 songs. heavy psychedelic stoner doom shit. if you're a fucking wimp, don't bother listening to this because it will probably rot your brain into a festering pile of shithead stew. download and die, motherfuckers.



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