A New Era

it's time for a change. no more shit life. no more slime. nothing foul can stay.
WE CAN BE FUCKED WITH. WE ARE VULNERABLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE.
God exists and He loves us all.

skiing is for little fat kids

What? Really?

Andrew earned these honkerburgers.

Ehhh.

Little hard to see, sorry. Mark and I got paid to listen to heinous BM and do this. Miss it.

UNACCEPTABLE

YOU HAVE NO PRIDE. YOU ARE ONLY SHAME. PROVOKE ME AGAIN AND YOU WILL BE STRIPPED OF MORE THAN JUST HAIR. I WILL DISCONNECT YOUR SOUL FROM THE CARCASS YOU CALL YOUR FORM. YOU ARE NOTHING FRANK MURPHY. YOU ARE SHIT. HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME. HOW DARE YOU LAUGH IN MY FACE. I AM UNHOLY. I AM UNFORGIVING. I EAT DREAMS AND SHIT NIGHTMARES. NOTHING CAN STOP ME. NOT MAN, NOR BEAST, NOR BEARDED FAGGOT. I EAT SCUM. YOURE SCUM. I DRINK SLIME. YOU'RE SLIME. I HAVE CROSSED THE GREAT DIVIDE AND RETURNED MORE TIMES THAN YOUVE TAKEN SHITS AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

I AM THE END OF TIME.

DO NOT CROSS ME AGAIN.

i need drugs

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Loose Tweets sink Fleets

favorite people: fox mulder

tonight, i want to share with you one of my favorite people, fox mulder!


fox mulder is awesome. he fucks around with ghosts and aliens and killers and is always looking for the truth.


he gets to shoot a gun whenever he wants and runs around with this hot chick that loves science a lot.

DDDUUUUUHHHHHHHH

just last night, i watched an episode where mulder and scully ended up in the basement of a museum where they are attacked by hundreds of ravenous cats. they get away unharmed, but there's NO EVIDENCE OF CATS ever being there! how cool is that? being a federal agent isn't easy, you know.

favorite fox mulder quotes:

"what the hell is that!"

"shut up scully."

"case....closed."

*spills coffee on lap*
"that's great. now my pants are gonna be up all night."


HEY LOOK AT THAT

so there you have it, one of my favorite people. i hopes hes yours toos nows!